fake movie meme → Disney/Pixar’s Toy Story
“If we stick together, we’ll see this through…”
Jake Gyllenhaal as Andrew “Woody” Pride, a sheriff whose life and town are turned upside-down when a real-live spaceship crash lands on his front stoop…
Chris Evans as Edwin Eugene “Buzz” Lightyear of Star Command, a space ranger who is on a mission to save the galaxy from an evil emperor and millions of his three-eyed Little Green Minions…
Anne Hathaway as Jessica Pride, the Yodelin’ Cowgirl, Woody’s sister who takes a romantic interest in the dangerous new spaceman…
Naomi Watts as Bonita Peep of the Little Peeps, Woody’s shepherdess girlfriend who cannot understand why her boyfriend has become so distant…
Reese Witherspoon as Barbara Millicent Roberts, a fashion fanatic from the city on her honeymoon who begins to catch onto things when she sees Woody’s dog, Slink, flying after exposure to radioactive material…
Joel McHale as Kenneth Sean Carson, Barbara’s fabulous new husband who may know more than he’s letting on…
And Christopher Lee as Emperor Ziro Zaalbar Zurg, the tyrant who seeks to rule the galaxy and is prophesized to be destroyed by a son he has never seen…
Prepare to leave the toy chest for the adventure of a lifetime…
cannot believe this man predicted “Chris Evans Buzz Lightyear” a whole ten years ago
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